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Friend: Slain Chicago teen said, 'I think I got shot,' then 'she just fell'
Thu Jan 31, 2013
With a black President? Surely you jest.
Lagerfeld: Michelle Obama's bangs were 'a bad idea'
Wed Jan 30, 2013
If they would only grow down to her chin, we would all be saved the misery of looking at her face.
Mutt-ernity ward: Dog in delivery room raises hackles
Tue Jan 29, 2013
What's the big deal? Many dogs are much cleaner than a lot of humans.
Gore: Current weather 'like a nature hike through Book of Revelation'
Tue Jan 29, 2013
What a pathetic piece of trash he is. Growing up in NJ we had much colder winters than this, much longer winters as well. And as for hurricanes, we had at least one or two every year that were terrible.
Windows 8 adoption rate reportedly worse than Vista
Wed Jan 2, 2013
Switch to LINUX
Report: UK police arrest pop star Gary Glitter in Savile child sex abuse case
Sun Oct 28, 2012
I'm all for packing them into one small prison, on bread and water, and letting them have at each other. then, after one year, whoever is left, gets executed.
Pakistan to let trucks roll into Afghanistan after Clinton apologizes for US airstrike
Tue Jul 3, 2012
No more apologies to our enemies. Period.
Flight attendant loses cool aboard NYC plane
Fri Jun 29, 2012
I thought there was a maximum time aircraft could keep passengers prisoner.
Consumers' mood rises as pump prices fall
Fri May 25, 2012
Wgere WHERE? /\W2
Geraldo Rivera blames hoodie for Trayvon's death; critics tell him to zip it up
Fri Mar 23, 2012
I think everyone in the US should start wearing a hoodie..........starting tomorrow.
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